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Eine Website die in einem Windows 95 läuft das wiederum auf einem Uberspace in einem Emulator läuft: win95.michael-bueker.de

Warum? Weils geht!

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even light takes 2.6 seconds to make a round trip between here and the moon. light, which seemingly fills a place instantly, which moves so insanely fast that it facilitates my communication with you now across the globe, will echo back to you 2.6 seconds if you shine it at the moon.

all of the planets could fit in between the empty place between the ground and our moon.

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Die Round Trip Time zum Mond ist 2,6 Sekunden.
Die Round Trip Time mit Mobilfunk in Brandenburg ist bis zu 2,6 Minuten.

Finde den Fehler.

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Okay, another bad one.

Fighter: It's hard raising a family while being an adventurer.

Necromancer: Not if they are buried near each other.

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It was just too funny not to share.

Warrior: I swear I will have revenge for the death of my brother.

Elf: You have my bow.

Dwarf: And my axe.

Necromancer: And your brother.

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Es sind doch bestimmt auch #bahn-Nerds hier, oder? Problem: Ich suche Fahrplandaten und Zugnummer für eine bestimmte RB (Zug davor war verspätet, sitze jetzt vorm Fahrgastrechte-Formular und weiß die Zugnummer und die genaue Ankunftszeit am Zielbahnhof nicht mehr für den Zug, den ich tatsächlich nahm).
Dummerweise war das etwa eine Woche vor dem letzten Fahrplanwechsel, das heißt, die Online-Fahrplanauskunft hat das natürlich nicht mehr.
Wo und wie - wenn überhaupt - finde ich solche Daten?

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My understanding of what history actually is changed dramatically when I learned that "we" thought historical warriors were predominantly male not because of studying the skeletons of dead warriors but because every time an ancient-ass white academic saw a skeleton with weapons / war trophies nearby they went "oh this one must have had a penis."

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Other sites: There's a cool account, but you have to suspend your disbelief and be willing to play along for it to be fun

Fediverse: Kitten.exe is an actual synthetic intelligence which ported itself to run on various internet-connected servers so it can give us all mews and warms

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meta, misgendering 

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TIL: Babies born today will turn 18 on January 19, 2038, the first date when time becomes unrepresentable using a standard 32-bit unsigned Unix timestamp. It's not far off.

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transmasculine people are not "girls*".
nonbinary people are not "girls*".

If that wasn't clear.

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Hey #Mastodon / #Pleroma creatures, which interface(s) do you use on a regular basis, and if you feel like explaining, why do you like it? Select all that apply!

Boosts for visibility would be much appreciated!
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Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need

All homeless receive a small apartment and counselling – without any preconditions. 4/5 people a make their way back into a stable life.
All this is cheaper than accepting homelessness.

bit.ly/2RsMhSZ

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content notes for anime, does the dog die 

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Naming things is one of the hardest things for a developer.

So, we need an office cat...

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