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Maybe that's a way to make git commit messages a bit more wholesome.

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best thing i've ever heard about labels: "as any cat will tell you, putting yourself in a box is completely different from someone else putting you in a box"

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Bring a nicely designed large 'Most Obvious Undercover Cop' certificate to the protest, identify an undercover cop that obviously has orders to stay in one spot and hold an elaborate award ceremony for him. Preferably with a speech on a megaphone.
#ourcheats

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FTM: Duet with myself youtu.be/wRmEmMj-2pc via @YouTube@twitter.com
Live from #PodstockDE in June 2019

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@red likewise, don't worry if they ask about "the surgery"; they don't actually know about the top-secret antifa supersoldier augmentation procedure (or at least, they shouldn't)

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if a cis person asks you about "the operation", don't worry, they're just being crass. they don't actually know about the covert strike to overthrow the fascist oligarchs in this country

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I'm amazed not by the fact that the ticket controllers learned to decode QR code by looking at it, but by the speed they are doing it

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@uint8_t How many options does a poll need?

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"Die Würde des Menschen ist unantastbar." da steht nicht
"Die Würde des Deutschen ist unantastbar." da steht auch nicht "Die Würde des reichen Menschen ist unantastbar." da steht auch nicht "Die Würde des arbeitenden Menschen ist unantastbar." - aber lesen ist schwer.

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me: the floor is lava! hahaha
other volcanologist: no fucking shit asshole get to work

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A new dawn illuminated the desert.

The driver stretched their legs and checked the engines.

The bus needed detailing and a good clean but otherwise it was ready.

Already they could hear across the distance, but not far away at all, the volunteers traveling from and and wide, shifting gears, furniture and wires.

Soon they would be summoned and soon they would help deliver mirth and entertainment.

It was time again for hope to prevail.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #DesertBus

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„Schmatz nicht so laut! Füße vom Tisch! Nimm deinen Hintern aus meinem Kaffee! Den Schwanz auch! NOCH MAL SAG ICH DAS NICHT!!!“

Wenn du Katzen hast, dann ist das fast so, als hättest du pubertierende Kinder: Sie kennen zwar die Regeln, aber sie scheißen drauf.

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Liebes Internet, hat eins von euch noch ein Mainboard rumliegen, das sie*er günstig abgeben würde?
Ich brauch wohl ein Serverboard, mit 1-2 LGA2011-Sockeln, und Support für 16GB-ECC-Riegel.

Spezielle Anforderungen, ich weiss - aber das passt halt zu der Hardware, die hier noch rumliegt.

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