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The rogue was having a difficult time lately, partially because of the hounds and partially because of the curse.

The curse would summon large, protective dogs to obstruct her thieving. And she had trouble differentiating between curse-canines and regular canine home-security. Telling the difference was important.

Her business selling divinely trained guard-dogs was lucrative, but she didn't want to risk accidentally selling someone's pet.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

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@rixx mfw you accidentally invent postscript a century too early

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You know how the Eiffel Tower won the Grand Prize at the 1889 World Fair? Well, it had to share the glory with a book.

Not any book: A book ENTIRELY WOVEN IN SILK.

You heard right. And nerds, get this: All pages of this book were produced on the Jacquard loom in 1889, using thousands (200k-500k) of punch cards. Only 50-60 copies were made. >

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Good morning folk and friends from far and near!

Today I wish you a smooth time with something you expected to be a struggle ✨

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The finished vampire makeup for today's get-together. I loved it, even though I stuck out like a sore thumb, because my costume was the only really scary one. Well, I prefer to go all in with such things.

Happy Halloween!

(cn: selfie, intense eye contact)

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Summon darkness with this one weird trick Keyblade Masters don't want you to know!

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Everyone knows there is a secret shrine hidden somewhere in the forest, and that it is dedicated to what is most holy and sacred. Nobody could ever agree what that is, though.
I finally found it. At least, I think this is it.
It is serene. There's a nice bed.
I'll have a nap.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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coffee, oops 

pro tip: check your grinder setting before grinding, so you don't end up with espresso dust for your french press x)

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Genital mention 

Me: “Why do alien spaceships always look like dicks?”

@lara :”Ah yes the phallacy of space!”

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pro-tip: if you ever get a bit.ly link that you don't trust, add a "+" to the end of the URL so you can be taken to the info page instead

e.g.: bit.ly/3AOKQTQ -> bit.ly/3AOKQTQ+

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"The Gitea project is currently reaching out to professionals who would be able to perform an accessibility audit (and be paid of course).

This issue is currently a placeholder for when we receive the report so we can coordinate remediation of issues identified.

If you are, or know, someone who can perform a professional accessibility audit of Gitea please reach out to the project team at maintainers@gitea.io (or any of the project owners per their email in CONTRIBUTING.md)."

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Happy World Standards Day, a day where the entire world celebrates international standardization... well, the entire world except the US, which celebrates this on October 22nd 😂

(I wish I was kidding)

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Does someone know of a program / support structure in germany that is helping young trans adults / teens to get away from abusive parents?

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