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Straight cis men should be banned from writing sex scenes.

Also from writing women.

Or anyone that is not male.

Or just in general.

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Woah!! Someone just leaked the upcoming tech buzzwords of 2020:

Bootstrap-on
Witchcraft-driven development
Race conditions (facial recognition)
DANK stack (Dragonfly BSD/Apache/nodejs/Kubernetes)
Cryptid currencies

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Hallo TL, kennt ihr gute transfreundliche Psychotherapeut*innen in Freiburg und naher Umgebung?

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So I might be going to Germany and the Netherlands in the spring, is there anything I need to know as a visibly Muslim lady?

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An Introductory Guide to the Art of Bapping Things [1/9] 

Gonna repost this thread off my birdsite acct because it MUST be shared.

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Angenommen ich suche eine neue berufliche Heimat im Bereich IT-Infrastruktur/Operations, wo sollte es mich hinziehen?

Ort: Bundesweit flexibel. Rhein-Neckar Region bevorzugt.

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Aus der Reihe falsch zugeordneter Zitate:

"Egal ob friedlich oder militant, wichtig ist der Widerstand." - Ohmsches Gesetzt

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them: what app is that?

me: um...it's just a social media thing...

them: oh? Can I-?

me: no no! this is, uh, a network for gay witches for communism. you wouldn't be interested...

Dear TL,
I'd like to monitor my mastodon server and get an alert on my phone (Android) when it's down. Is there any software you can recommend?
Feel free to boost.

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its dangerous to go alone take this! *holds out my hand*

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I love how we humans invite small tigers into our homes and are then surprised when they cause chaos

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Daughter told me on the way to school that ice unicorns live at the south pole. By the time we got there, we'd decided they pull the sleigh for Anti-Santa, who gives gifts to all the naughty kids so they won't feel left out, and sabotages the global Santa surveillance network because kids shouldn't be monitored by a shady guy in a red suit.

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You MUST play AI Dungeon 2, a text adventure game run by a neural net.

@nickwalton00 built it using @OpenAI's huge GPT-2-1.5B model, and it will respond reasonably to just about anything you try. Such as eating the moon.

aiweirdness.com/post/189511103

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Here’s a fun multiplayer game:

– Each player opens the front page of a news site of their choice, with content blockers turned off and the Dev Tools open on the Network tab
– Players may only interact with the page by scrolling
– First to reach 100 MB transferred wins

Sorry about the downtime, elasticsearch used a few too many resources. Should be fixed now.

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