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It was just too funny not to share.

Warrior: I swear I will have revenge for the death of my brother.

Elf: You have my bow.

Dwarf: And my axe.

Necromancer: And your brother.

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ok so, if ever you place a houseplant ANYWHERE in your dnd world, be aware that it could at any moment become a major NPC due to the existence of the Speak With Plants spell

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Make software lighter so that we can buy “weaker” more affordable computers.

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Hat wer von euch Empfehlungen für Fediverse-Accounts mit einem Schwerpunkt auf positiven Nachrichten? Meine Timeline ist zu dystopisch und das tut echt nicht gut. Boosts sind willkommen.

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trans hrt 

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@byttyrs "[TERF], whose name has allegedly never been [random name]"

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its not bad to acknowledge that you hurt people. being a good person doesnt mean not making mistakes, but acknowledging them and learning from them

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The API they most probably used to collect public toots can be disabled since 3.0 by unchecking “Allow unauthenticated access to public timeline” in your instance's Site settings

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A large chunk of the Fediverse was scraped; your posts are being “released” 

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We spent hours navigating the tall shelves of wool and yarn, finding several deadends before we finally arrived at The Witch's Door.

"I'm sorry" my fiance apologized, "It's been a while since I visited."

"It's fine, I just hope your Nan likes me."

"She'll love you as long as we never mention you come from a family of witch-hunters."

"I'm joining a better family!"

My fiance chuckled," Ah... and remember; don't mention her skein problem."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

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