Lara @lara@mond-basis.eu

.png is pronounced "PUNG!"

be the mastodon crush you wish to see in the world

Do you use tail -f ?
Love those annoying "are you watching" messages on Netflix?
Ever thought.. gee I wish I could combine both these things?

You wish has come true with tailflix!

https://github.com/walaura/tailflix

if you say “back in the day” at night you’re talking about hours ago

"The sky was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel..."

Would anyone who's taken T be willing to read a short story (about 3000 words) to help me not say anything stupid?

The story isn't about the character's transition, but he is a teen dealing with family issues and being trans is just part of that whole thing. I don't want to have gotten it so wrong that it throws the reader out of the story.

CW for the story: drug OD, religion. Not graphic, it's a very sweet story about growing love between brothers. Thank you!!

lets adress the elephant in the room

hello elephant :)

Just a reminder: Succubi and incubi are gender-neutral terms according to linguistics.

Cat: Bug #34638 filed: food bowl keeps emptying

Me: closed as duplicate, this is by design, WONTFIX

Cat: Opening bug #34639. It is 11am. Food bowl still empty.

Me: You were fed at 8am. WONTFIX.

Cat: Fundamental disagreement with moderator. Opening dispute resolution process.

Sagt mal kennt ihr eine, idealerweise Open Source und datenschutzfreundliche, App zum tracken vom Zyklus die einen nicht zwingt eine Blutung anzugeben um den Zyklus abzuschließen?

[CW all posts from this user]

Gard was an orc renowned for his vast knowledge.
He knew how much blood a skull contained.
He knew exactly how to break bones not once but twice if necessary.
He deftness with a blade was unparalleled and owned the sharpest set of anyone who knew him.
With the help of his elven husband, who brewed the most powerful sleeping potions and crafted the softest bandages, they were an unbeatable pair of healers and greatly loved by the tribe.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy #LGBT

I live in a warm place, but was sent to a cold place for a conference. I am confused by the force field protecting this pond.

A few years ago, while I was visiting home on break from college, a family friend who had known me since I was a baby looked me up and down, saw my long skirt, women's dress shirt, and winged eyeliner, and said to me "oh, I love the new you!"
She then apologized, concerned that she'd stepped onto a sensitive topic, but I reassured her. Honestly, I can hardly think of a nicer thing that anyone's said to me before or since.

Außerhalb der Decke ist das Gegenteil von Lava. 🥶🥶🥶

Serious recommendation: if you like solarpunk, look into AfroFuturism. It's been around -way- longer, and tbh, solarpunk was probably inspired by it. The aesthetics and ideals often overlap, and there's way more lore and fiction to read! Also, you'll be giving a platform to people that have great ideas and need the attention.

"People who bemoan the lack of secret passages in modern homes and offices," a voice behind me said, "never think about the meaning of the word 'secret'."
The wall behind me is solid. At least, I was sure it is solid.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories