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What's a pirate's favourite programming language? (bad joke) 

You might think it's R, but their first love is the C.

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Silica Gel Pack
This is not a snack of honor
no highly edible substance is commemorated here

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purposes of cat:
-warm up toes
-yell at ghost (note: this does not frighten or expel ghost)

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"Oh, hi, nice to see you! I didn't expect to see you at a pub! "
"Well, the moon is full."
"Why, are you a werewolf?"
"A werewere."
"I don't usually go out, but I was once bitten by an extrovert, so when the moon is full I crave company."
"Well, nibbled."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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subtoot backwards is tootbus. anyone wanna take a ride on the tootbus??

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@hafnia panda: evidence that God is lazy, since They reused the paint job for the world's most violent dolphin on the world's most vegetarian bear

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black bears: adorable garbage disposals, give a wide berth, but they're (usually) cowards, so worst-case just make a lot of noise and try to convince them you are not worth eating.

grizzly bears: avoid!!! worst-case play dead, but lbr you don't want to be where these guys are.

polar bears: ???? why would you EVER decide to go where there are polar bears? -10/10 don't be a fool, worst-case is you DIE.

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Good morning folk and friends from far and near!

Today I wish you kindness from an unexpected source ✨

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want to irk a hard rock gen-x'er in your life? casually mention that Metallica's "Nothing Else Matters" is your very favorite waltz.

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Ich brauche wohl eine sozialversicherunspflichtige Beschäftigung um in die gesetzliche Krankenkasse zu kommen. Falls wer wen kennt, wo ich teilzeit für ein paar Monate arbeiten kann (am besten remote und gerne ab sofort) wär das super :)

Ich kann ein bisschen Linux, ein bisschen Python, ein bisschen statische Websites und bin recht gut darin Internetsuchmaschinen zu bedienen.
Ich bin auch ganz oke mit Holz, ist remote aber nicht so einfach.


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Today is trans day of visibility, and I’d ask that (esp. cis people) show more solidarity with groups of trans people that usually get very little solidarity, if at all.

This includes:

Detransitioners, trans people without the ability or want to medically transition, trans people with autism, closeted trans people, disabled/ chronically ill trans people, BIPOC trans people, trans people who are also inter, non-passing trans people, stealth trans people and any combination of the above.

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Wenn du oder eine Kollegin/ein Kollege durch die Arbeit mit #COVID -19 krank wirst, ist es wichtig, die Berufsgenossenschaften oder Unfallkassen zu benachrichtigen. Nur dann gibt es die Möglichkeit, dass die COVID-19 Erkrankung als Arbeitsunfall bzw. #Berufskrankheit anerkannt wird. Nur dann bist du über die gesetzliche #Unfallversicherung versichert und erhältst eine bessere Behandlung und bessere finanzielle Unterstützung als durch die gesetzliche Krankenversicherung.


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My new novel, NON-PLAYER CHARACTER, is now live on Kickstarter!

Support a portal fantasy adventure with all-queer main characters where a TTRPG group of nerds in their 30s are transported to the world of their game.

Rewards include a playable TTRPG!

Boosts extremely welcome.

#kickstarter #vkickstarter

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Today is the day. Somebody has just been given an incredible once in a lifetime opportunity

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Servicetoot Zeitumstellung 

Hey Tootle, diese Nacht ist wegen Zeitumstellung eine Stunde kürzer. Denkt dran, falls ihr noch analoge Uhren habt.


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Just, you know, when all your solutions look like dragons, all your problems become VERY CRISPY AND GOOD WITH KETCHUP.

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Y'know what I want to see more of? Post-dystopia stuff. Gimme those cyberpunk cities with community-made murals being painted over the billboards, those soil-remediation and reforestation projects breathing life into what was once poisoned wasteland

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