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moments of the life of a software developer 

Sitting here, working and minding my own business, when suddenly and with much enthusiasm; my love - who is also sitting next to me, working- exclaims “I killed it!”

@lara

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basa bpl

(birb aeronautics and space agency, brick propusion laboratory)

(we make lego planes, boats, and spacecraft)

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Question about screen readers 

If you use a screen reader (on android especially) and you get messages in multiple languages how do you configure your reader to talk to you in the correct language every time?

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stop saying "my kid could paint that," and start saying "my kid *will* paint that!" the time is now to introduce your child to the lucrative world of art forgery

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Look sometimes he wakes up and nobody is in the room, or he sees something weird through the window, and he will keep crying until someone reassures him.

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Lesser known duty of a cat's human: calling 'It's okay! It's okay, buddy! I love you!' several times a day

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Idea for a D&D villain: the mysterious head of a villainous thieves guild, known only as "The Chairman".

He is a mimic in the shape of a big armchair.

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Just need to reboot the vserver, shouldn't take long.

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I'm going to update mond-basis.eu to mastodon v3.4.1.

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shipping different members of the polycule to increase the number of structural triangles to maximise its effectiveness as a load-bearing structure

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Hi welcome to fae Starbucks can I have your name?

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i don't understand half y'all's content warning abbreviations and doesn't that kinda make them pointless

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Kennt jemand schöne Mastodon-Instanzen im deutschsprachigen Raum von, für und voller Queers? Falls ihr queer seid und eure Instanz mögt, zeigt es mir gern mit einem Like. Weitersagen wäre lieb. :boost_ok:

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Do I know anyone (I suspect at least one) who knows much about non-Western story structures? Especially related to story organization? I recently saw a thing talking about the 3-act structure that talked about its origin in ancient Greek plays and it made me wonder about traditions that weren’t (so) influenced by Greece back then.

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