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For my 1000th toot I declare:

I'm a cute doe! owo

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Americans: uwu
British: ouwou

For my 1000th toot I declare:

I'm a cute doe! owo

Irgendwie wohl noch 2 My Bahncard 25 10€ Coupons bekommen. Ergo für ein Jahr 24,20€
Anyone interested?

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Hab zwei Bahn Fernverkehr Gutscheine bekommen, mit denen ich nichts anfangen kann.
10€ ab 49€ Ticketpreis
15€ ab 59€ Ticketpreis
Sind wohl gültig bis 25.10.2020
Unsicher ob die personengebunden sind, muss wohl ausprobiert werden.

cn fetlife 

PSA: there are inbox settings since whenever apparently and if you get unsolicited messages you should check your settings.
Finally they added the option of men leaving me the fuck alone.

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Habt ihr Erfahrung damit, Hormone vor ner OP absetzen zu müssen?
Wenn ja, wie lange?

cn bdsm 

Der wahre Grund, warum eine Gerte am Bett hängt:

Hat eins Lust eine neue Farm in Stardew Valley zusammen anzufangen? (PC/Switch)

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Somefox gifted me a wand so I can be a next level witch.
Thank you again, it's so very lovely.

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Things we didn't do:
- Start the fire
- Shoot the deputy
- Steal the cookies from the cookie jar

Things we did:
- Tried to fight it
- Shot the sheriff
- Put the sham in the shama-lama-ding-dong

Things we will do:
- Survive
- Rock you
- Walk 500 miles
- Walk 500 more

Things we won't do:
- Get fooled again
- Back down
- That

Things we will never do:
- Give you up
- Let you down
- Run around
- Desert you

(Oops:
- I did it again)

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