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cn money, amazon 

Hat eins Lust eine neue Farm in Stardew Valley zusammen anzufangen? (PC/Switch)

Somefox gifted me a wand so I can be a next level witch.
Thank you again, it's so very lovely.

Things we didn't do:
- Start the fire
- Shoot the deputy
- Steal the cookies from the cookie jar

Things we did:
- Tried to fight it
- Shot the sheriff
- Put the sham in the shama-lama-ding-dong

Things we will do:
- Survive
- Rock you
- Walk 500 miles
- Walk 500 more

Things we won't do:
- Get fooled again
- Back down
- That

Things we will never do:
- Give you up
- Let you down
- Run around
- Desert you

(Oops:
- I did it again)

cn money, amazon 

Daughter told me on the way to school that ice unicorns live at the south pole. By the time we got there, we'd decided they pull the sleigh for Anti-Santa, who gives gifts to all the naughty kids so they won't feel left out, and sabotages the global Santa surveillance network because kids shouldn't be monitored by a shady guy in a red suit.

So krasse Grafik in der aktuellen @DIEZEIT@twitter.com : Die Welt, vier Grad wärmer. Nur grüne Bereiche bleiben Bewohnbar, beige Bereiche „unbewohnbare Wüste“ und schwarze Bereiche „unbewohnbar durch Dürre, Überschwemmungen oder extremes Wetter“
#Klimanotstand #Klimakrise

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